Drats! It’s No Longer a Secret — Your “Manhood” Is Determined by Finger Length

South Korean researchers recently determined that the relative size of two fingers of a male determines the size of his unit.  No more posturing, fellas; or guessing, ladies – the fingers tell the tale.  Watch a sex expert discuss how women value the length of the male protuberance, and its average length in the video below.

As long as we’re on the topic, don’t forget to read, Fellas How Sturdy Is Your Morning Wood? It’s more valuable to you than this post for sure.

WHAT CAN I say – I’m chuckling at the notion that every guy who reads this will immediately begin measuring his finger length, and note the same about his buddies.  And now armed with this insight, women might check out digit length as a filter for determining interest in getting horizontal.

No more surprises.

What I’m talking about is penis length.  If researchers in South Korea are right, this can be predicted by the relative length of two fingers on one hand.

Specifically:

The shorter a man’s index finger is compared to his index ring finger, the longer is his joy stick.

I’ll now pause for the men to check out their fingers.

OK… let’s continue…

Quoting from this new study published in the Asian Journal of Andrology:

“According to our data … the shorter [the] index (second) finger than ring (fourth) finger you have, the longer stretched penile length you have.”

The good news is that, within normative means, one’s size does not influence sexual prowess, says sexual health expert Dr. Catherine Hood in the video below, about which her female interviewer seems to agree.

Praise the Lord.

So, what it gets down to is what I wrote here: Penis Size Matters, But Mainly To You, Dick… Jane Doesn’t Care.

Do tell us, Ladies…

 

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  • Waters13 says:

    “Specifically, the shorter a man’s index finger is compared to his index finger, the longer is his penis.”

    Actually, my index finger is exactly the same length as my index finger…

  • Joe says:

    No comment.  : -)

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  • prevent premature ejaculation says:

    I think what he was saying is that there’s a typo:

    “Specifically, the shorter a man’s index finger is compared to his index finger, the longer is his penis.”

    It says index finger twice.

  • Joe says:

    You’re right… noted and corrected.

    Really could use an editor for this blog.

  • Ryan Walvers says:

    Well I see you have a small penis

  • Joe says:

    Come on now, Ryan, keep your eyes above the belt.

  • Ninja says:

    what if your index finger is longer than ring finger

  • Joe says:

    Well then, according to the study here referenced, the situation you describe would be the opposite of the conclusion stated in the quote above in the post, which posits: “… the shorter [the] index (second) finger than ring (fourth) finger you have, the longer stretched penile length you have.”

  • Knut Holt says:

    May be useful for women that thinks penis length is important or for men to evaluate any rival. If the erection process is of good quality, the practical length of the erect penis will be greater.

    Regards Knut Holt
    http://www.abicana.com

  • Kishan singh Bora says:

    Nice one. You always post clear and nicely researched post. Tasty one. Will try as well as recommend to friends. I got this article from google

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